Paris hax0red

The queen of rufflestiltstizz REVEALED with THE WEAZZZZZZZZZZZEL

Paris Hilton hath had her phone hacked,

skanking bacon makes you wonder if the celebs in the phone gonna be saying no-buzz to mzzzzzz hilton anytimes lately
i pronounce Durst, no literally Fred Durst (the durstliest of them all) was in the phone book stayreal

but seriously paris hilton and pauly shore? too best
notice his camo silken weenis - wait if you can help it try not too

wait in other news our former guv here in the atx capt georgeliah bush hath alludead to hitting the green monster, no not fenway pot! its all right here puff puff pass

i pronounce wurst weekend bovs
RIP HST



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Hunter S Thompson Deadzzzzz

here's the sad news
Yo
its hard to believe but its true
this is a sad edition of swaaate
Hunter S. Thompson is Dead
moment of silence
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Its hard to believe that the man immortalized in the instant classic Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas could be wearing daisizz. RIP

In otha macabzz
Gidget is dead, yes actress Sandra Dee is no longer, no more dancing fair beach lass

I pronounce sunday the 20th of february non blogs and no buzz
ferreal

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Nuff Said

A source just sent this to me, probably NSFW

so be careful natch

but shmeariously if you can tell why NSFW post a comment

We will put you on blast (you know but in a good way)


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Real World Austin Texas, Revealed!

Internal sources are reporting that the real world house is located on historic san jacinto street, right near all that fine dining stizz, and just a step away from drunken debauch natch; this is your source for all that real world flava, gotta a tip drop us a hit shmeariously;

Filming began on Jan 28th, but still Wanted, who is the Austin Texas Real World Cast? Developing

In other news the Burnt Orange Report (reports natch) that a texas town, Canton, has disallowed shooting of an independent film with an alternative lifestyle (read: gay stizz) Canton is a dick in the mouth away from losing all sorts of business. I pronounce non-blogs

Can I ask a question wasnt the whole evolution debate decided? What with the scopes monkey trial and all being the death rattle like 90 some odd years ago?

apparently moronic stizz has more shelf life than king tut's corpse zombies redux, keep hitting that button, getting all hot and heavy with the so called profesh creationists reenterang the fray smite yourself keep your fingers to the pulse of the Rapture Index, yo im a pre-trib doubter methinks

no post State of the Union, well ahem post, would be complete with out a picture our god-fearing, terrorist smiting, leader,

incidentillizz does that guy on the back right look like the Big Red-Neck Sum Bitch from the West Wing (circa season 2)? Life be imitating art again, natch

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The Rowdy Girls!

First off, who can name the reference in today's title?

Whoo, sorry for the lack of updates, but boy was last weekend debauch! Friday night you would've found dear B&L themselves amongst the bloggas at Gallery Lombardi celebrazzing Rachel's and Emjo's artwork. Lots of alcohol, but some of us were already drunk (notably, Lisse and Claire). Sorry I don't remember seeing your pictures or telling you I love you, Rachel! But girl, you know it's, girl you know it's, girl you know it's true. Natch.

And the story of Saturday night brings so much buzz: Nasty Nicole (aka The Nicolster) got rowdy! She drowned in cosmos, then a girl looked at her funny. Nicolster went into full burst mode, trying to fight. "Come fight! Come say it to my face, you miserable fuck! I'll punch you in the ass!" Swaaate wording on the last one! Shmeariously, though, The Nicolster was a dick in the mouth away from showing down, and the bitch deserved it! Developing: will Nicolster's boyfriend Robbie forgive her for embarrassing him in front of his colleagues?

In other news, eating blueberries reduces bloating.

Million Dollar Baby? Some say Academy Award contender. Others say enjoyable but formulaic. Some buzz.

Yo some guys just don't see t's all often like

Best Photo Evs special thanks to the cobra snake for taking and hosting these photos ferreal Props

Speaking of t's Prof1.50 is coming down to the Austin Town to see some luna; a report of the show will follow check your listings obvs

no friday edition would be complete without a photo of our president GW

props to those of you who know the elected leader to appear in full uniform stizz

keeping you working thru the weekend, shmears
keep it tooooootemptan

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Arcade Fire = toooootemptan!

Sorry my bloggas, but yer brazitas had to have his stizz in order, word to why ive been malingering, thus the non blogs atcha

Austin Texas meets the band


Be it resolved Arcade Fire = best concert of 2005, this being in stark contrast to the lissie non review down below, but hey lissy might be thinking 2005 ain't over yet, so what ma blogs brazzie doth prognosticate and like my man Carnac may he rest in peace ill be wearing this hat for thirty some odd years
RIP


Opening for Arcade Fire here in the ATX be our friend Owen in Final Fantasy the band of course

Total Buzz for this The t's were weeping in their respective (or prospective) tees Final Fantasy the band listen for him at kvrx thursdays 9 to 11 on the Introducing the Queen's Royal Adventuring Society
additional props to Owen for the swaaate free passes into the sold out show this hath been a temptational weekend for yours
shmeariously

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